Tired of standing over a hot cauldron all day? Don't have time to organize all your newt's eyes and dead men's toes? These witches are more than equipped to help out! They'll get your spooky cottage, lair, or blasted heath working with style and grace! They might also use some spreadsheets. But mostly style. Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again.
